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"Please leave a message."

[ TEXT x VOICE x VIDEO x ACTION ]

Date: 2021-04-05 02:34 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] escardos
escardos: (pic#13507857)
Um, yes! [ an eager nod. ] And I got her some food and some plates for the water and the food... and the, uh, the litter box! And the litter of course.

[ see? flat Can fulfill missions with enough motivation.

without another word, he goes to the kitchen where he drops all the bags he’s been carrying and takes out the small bag of cat food plus a food bowl. it seems that either noir Knows he has the goods or she’s just that hungry, because she jumps out of waver’s lap to start yelling. flat grins at the cat like he understands, opening the bag of food to give her a half a cup of it, to which the cat immediately goes for.

...

flat can’t help but watch the cat eat, both out of curiosity and...maybe some endearment. ]

Date: 2021-04-15 02:38 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] escardos
escardos: (pic#13478900)
She kind of reminds me of you, sir! Maybe she followed you because of that?

[ and because he fucked up waver's jacket, BUT WHO'S KEEPING TRACK..... ]

Though isn't it weird that there even are cats in the first place?

Date: 2021-04-17 05:48 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] escardos
escardos: (pic#13478919)
It’s the black hair! And the green eyes. And she makes a lot of noise when she wants something, just like you when you’re angry.

[ he is so proud of his answer. clearly, this is a praiseworthy answer and not insulting at all. ]

Maybe she’s your spiritual guide!

[ okay now it’s nonsense ]

Date: 2021-04-17 06:14 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] escardos
escardos: (pic#13489836)
Really!

[ there would not be enough wine in all of france to deal with flat.

but maybe the cat does have some sort of sixth sense, because she stops cleaning the bowl clean to rub against waver’s pants. ]


See? She agrees, you should be friends.

Date: 2021-04-17 04:11 pm (UTC)From: [personal profile] escardos
escardos: (pic#13489836)
[ a quick mreow and a bold stare from the cat is all he’ll get as a response.

flat takes this as something like “challenge accepted”, and he grins happily. ]


We’ll do our best, Professor!

[ because let’s be real, waver already adopted a troublemaker. at least this one is small, soft and can purr. ]